Sunday Morning Laundry.: Archive

Mar 1st

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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN? 
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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“[Her] greatest fear, which was so huge and so black that it was of phobic...”

– The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson (via czarcasm)

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”

– President Barack Obama (via goldentulips)

Feb 29th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.

Feb 29th

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itsinthestars asked: I FEEL LIKE I'M IN CREATIVE WRITING AGAIN WITH YOU TWO BICKERING

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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How did Amanda turn this around?

randomidealizations: justlistendarling: randomidealizations: justlistendarling: Guys, I broke up with her and she’s breaking my heart. How did this happen? Ohh I’m breaking your heart? Please excuse me while I manage to suck up my own new-found insecurities to help you put your heart back together so that you can go sleep with some little fuck! God, I hate you. Nothing happened!! Why...

Feb 28th

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How did Amanda turn this around?

randomidealizations: justlistendarling: Guys, I broke up with her and she’s breaking my heart. How did this happen? Ohh I’m breaking your heart? Please excuse me while I manage to suck up my own new-found insecurities to help you put your heart back together so that you can go sleep with some little fuck! God, I hate you. Nothing happened!! Why don’t you believe me? I just want to...

Feb 28th

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How did Amanda turn this around?

Guys, I broke up with her and she’s breaking my heart. How did this happen?

Feb 28th

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randomidealizations: justlistendarling: randomidealizations: justlistendarling: randomidealizations: Talking dirtier to Elyse than I’ve ever talked to a boy. It’s fine, guys. Our relationship is normal. YOU’VE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN. Good! Now you’re just used goods! No one will ever love me now that I’ve been used up by you. GOOD! Now you can’t go slut yourself around with guys...

Feb 28th

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randomidealizations: justlistendarling: randomidealizations: Talking dirtier to Elyse than I’ve ever talked to a boy. It’s fine, guys. Our relationship is normal. YOU’VE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN. Good! Now you’re just used goods! No one will ever love me now that I’ve been used up by you.

Feb 28th

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randomidealizations: Talking dirtier to Elyse than I’ve ever talked to a boy. It’s fine, guys. Our relationship is normal. YOU’VE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN.

Feb 28th

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Guys,

randomidealizations: Elyse is breaking up with me… I’m sorry baby, but it’s for the best. I deserve better.

Feb 28th

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clavicola: Seismologists keep mistaking our heartbeats for earthquakes and smokers’ hands quiver like San Francisco. When the world cries out in ecstasy and shudders, hundreds of people die, but do we ever think to mourn our lovemaking too?

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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clavicola: House of Cards // Radiohead

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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“For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for...”

– Charles Bukowski (via 1000scientists)

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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“And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat. — Genesis 3:13 ...”

– Diane Lockward, Eve Argues Against Perfection (via grammatolatry)

Feb 26th

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I kind of just want to wrap myself up in someone else’s oversized t-shirt and crawl under my covers and never come out. Fuck you for calling this morning and making my insides feel like they’re sliding up my throat.

Feb 26th